Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck
She just asked if she could touch my mango
Don't say you are sorry, say you'll train with me
Are you highly intoxicated at the moment?
I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners
The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self
Is the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl
I‘m a demon hunter, clearly, I am not afraid of the dark
Do people ever climb the demon towers? Like, for any reason?
The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass
You asked me who I belong to. I belong to you
if you set yourself on fire deliberately, I will institute divorce proceedings
You love me, too, Lottie?
Why would I have a spider? Do I look like someone who would collect them?
What’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?
You know, you really didn’t have to throw that man through the window
It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth you loving them
What if I were to ask you...
Father is a worm